1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"vated with a quick hotkey or mouse click."

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Gee, never knew my arm was so long.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
NCIS, horrible, but funny, but horrible, but funny, but....

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:
9:18

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:20

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Other guy playing computer game, with voice.

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Walking home from the orthodontist, braces off in two weeks, THANK GOD.

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Forums

9.What are you wearing?
jeans and a shirt, I slowly take off...wait, wrong place.

10.What was your dream last night?
I dreamed I was all alone in the world, and nature had grown up over everything, and life ...was good.

11.When did you last laugh?
Scrubs. It's funny! Really. Don't judge me.

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Pictures of cats/tigers. Tapestries of Tigers.

13.Seen anything weird lately?
Yeah, but if I told you, you'd slowly go insane as you delved deeper into the secret, and if you got that, then I have seen something weird lately- someone who knows literature.

14.What do you think of this quiz?
Well it doesn't judge, just has me answer questions, doesn't answer any of my questions.

15.What is the last film you saw?
I Am Legend. Outside of the few plot holes and the rather tacked on ending, the movie was FREAKING AWESOME...need to figure out how to add smileys...but FREAKING AWESOME.

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
An education, a motorcycle, and a house.

17.Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I hate peas.

If you get that movie reference. I love you.



18.If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Raise standards of education. Seriously, in general, they suck.

19. Do you like to dance?
Yes, I've been told that I dance like a white guy, but when I actually get the rhythm, I've been told I'm really good, so, toss a coin.

20. George Bush:
Gotta give him something for being able to be elected twice. Other than changing the past, I can't think of anything I would do better, can you?

21.Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Eve.

22.Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Roarke.

23.Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes. Germany, or Eireland.


Yeah, I tag whoever was unfortunate to read this.